HEROINE WITH A CIGARETTE LIGHTER

Kate 32 is walking home one afternoon when she stops to light a cigarette. A car stops behind her and a man jumps out.               To Kate’s horror, the man pulls out  a knife in front of an old woman.

Man: Give me all your money!

Woman: I haven’t got any money only my money for the bus.

Man: Don’t’ stress me, be quick  if not  I am going to kill you.

Woman: Please, don’t do that I just lost my husbands two weeks ago.

Kate, who is only 5 feet, takes her cigarette lighter and sets fire to the back of the mugger’s trousers.

Man: Oh, oh, oh!

The man is so shocked he drops his knife, and with the help of Mrs Murphy, Kate knocks the man to the ground, sits on him and ties his arms and legs together with a shoelace.

Kate: Are you ok?

Woman: Yes, and thank you for saving my life.

She then calls the police and moments later the police arrest the man.